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sarah smile · Joined: 25 Oct 2007 Posts: 33 Location: Greenwood, SC

wisdom of larry the cable guy!

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse
gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people
have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machine.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of
payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my
hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the
wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off
now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person
wondering, "What the heck happened?"

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all
fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a
jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt
tomorrow.

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POTS, NCS, IBS, GERD, hiatal hernia, erosion of esophagus, inflammation of the intestines, possible GP, anemia, hypovolemia, refractive error hypermetropia, multiple sleep disorders, bladder dysfunction, and others...